Things I'm afraid of

  1. Slugs
  2. Moths flying into my hair
  3. Mushy banana somehow getting under my fingernails
  4. Never starting a real career
  5. Never getting to travel the world
  6. Fiona being kidnapped
  7. Myself being kidnapped
  8. Any kind of kidnapping
  9. Being tied up and tickled against my will
  10. Trash juices
  11. Rushing water
  12. Confrontation
  13. Arriving late to something important
  14. Making a bad first impression
  15. Making important phone calls
  16. Accidentally calling someone by the wrong name
  17. Scary looking men cat calling me
  18. Unleashed large dogs
  19. Mom judgement
  20. Mean preteens
  21. Passing big trucks on the highway