BEST PLACES TO LOSE YOUR KEYS

  1. In your couch cushions
  2. On top of your car
  3. In your refrigerator
  4. In your car
  5. In a parking lot
  6. In pockets
  7. In the ether
  8. In your purse/bag/most logical place you could imagine
  9. Inside a pocket of a coat you swore you checked twice
  10. On the floor of a messy room in which you are completely sure you know where everything is
  11. Under a doormat
  12. On top of a mountain
  13. In a suitcase
  14. In a pool/ocean/lake/river/stream/sink
  15. Anywhere