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Doesn't everyone picture The Cloud as Mount Olympus? Cool. Me neither.
- •Textus, God of iMessage"Mortal, It is I, Textus. Lol. Omg. Winky-sticky-out-tongue face. My ultimate weapon? 'K.'"
- •Selfiés, God of Photos"Stop taking pictures with your dog, Hannah. He's never going to look in the camera!"
- •Notes, God of Notes"Hey there, I'm just notes. Can I just say that text that you wrote in me that you never sent to your ex was totally kick-ass and original? But still, don't send it."