Random and Beautiful shit my professors say

  1. I'm an lol whore - Cory
  2. Nicks in the closet.
  3. There's no nice way to say this - Anal sex is very painful. - Dreighton
  4. You can use cardboard, but I think it's stupid. - Bill
  5. You might say, crazy glue! I can get that at Duane reade at 2 in the morning! The answer is, yes you can. - Bill