REDHEAD PROBLEMS

  1. Skin so pale that we often blend into the walls
  2. We melt in sunlight
  3. We can't ski
  4. We are allergic to boredom
  5. Black guys
  6. Not Ariel no matter how hard we try
  7. We lose our purses alot
  8. Eyelashes are invisible(so are our eyebrows)