How to spot a bachelorette party before they can ruin your night out
A field guide
- •If there are ten girls in black dresses and one in all whiteYou might be in for a really bad night
- •If there are sashesYour ears will soon be ashes
- •If woos are heard roundIt's about to go down
- •If someone plays IgnitionYour seats, you'll be switchin'
- •If someone is wearing a veilIt's time for you to sail
- •If they are carrying pictures of a girls face on a Popsicle stickGet outta that joint quick
- •And if you wanna join the funYou're probably a creepy dude so please leave them the woo alone.