A field guide
  1. If there are ten girls in black dresses and one in all white
    You might be in for a really bad night
  2. If there are sashes
    Your ears will soon be ashes
  3. If woos are heard round
    It's about to go down
  4. If someone plays Ignition
    Your seats, you'll be switchin'
  5. If someone is wearing a veil
    It's time for you to sail
  6. If they are carrying pictures of a girls face on a Popsicle stick
    Get outta that joint quick
  7. And if you wanna join the fun
    You're probably a creepy dude so please leave them the woo alone.