TEN REASONS WHY THE TEVA/UGGS COLLAB SIGNALS THE END OF TIMES
90s meets Early 2000s meets apocalypse
- •LOOK AT THEM
- •There is no climate where they make senseThey must know something we don't, which is a complex new form of global warming in which the sides of my feet are HOT and ankles are COLD.
- •Socks are suggested to go withLike... Dad socks.
- •They are soooooo uglyLike this sounds like an opinion, but we know it's fact.
- •They look like some sort of orthopedic rehabilitation device for athletes.Should we be making rehab cool for teens?
- •They're $175
- •And some teens parents are gonna shell out for that
- •Have we mentioned the toes hot ankles cold bit is insane?!
- •They do look comfy tho....