TEN REASONS WHY THE TEVA/UGGS COLLAB SIGNALS THE END OF TIMES

90s meets Early 2000s meets apocalypse
  1. 1.
    LOOK AT THEM
  2. 2.
    There is no climate where they make sense
    They must know something we don't, which is a complex new form of global warming in which the sides of my feet are HOT and ankles are COLD.
  3. 3.
    Socks are suggested to go with
    Like... Dad socks.
  4. 4.
    They are soooooo ugly
    Like this sounds like an opinion, but we know it's fact.
  5. 5.
    Proof
  6. 6.
    They look like some sort of orthopedic rehabilitation device for athletes.
    Should we be making rehab cool for teens?
  7. 7.
    They're $175
  8. 8.
    And some teens parents are gonna shell out for that
  9. 9.
    Have we mentioned the toes hot ankles cold bit is insane?!
  10. 10.
    They do look comfy tho....