EMBARRASSING THINGS IVE DONE IN THE LAST 24 HOURS ALONE

Why keep replaying it in my head when I can make a list?
  1. Told an uninterested, attractive coworker I think he looks like he should be in The Tudors.
    Or Shakespeare. I guess this was flirting? He wasn't feeling it.
  2. Weirdly barged in a conversation on a bus to tell English people I'd overheard were going to california that they need to eat in n out for me.
    They were like uhhhhhh who are you?Apparently I'm that strange american girl who thinks she's spreading the gospel of fast food?
  3. Thrown up on another person's feet in the shower.
    Dude was a really good sport about this.