EMBARRASSING THINGS IVE DONE IN THE LAST 24 HOURS ALONE
Why keep replaying it in my head when I can make a list?
- •Told an uninterested, attractive coworker I think he looks like he should be in The Tudors.Or Shakespeare. I guess this was flirting? He wasn't feeling it.
- •Weirdly barged in a conversation on a bus to tell English people I'd overheard were going to california that they need to eat in n out for me.They were like uhhhhhh who are you?Apparently I'm that strange american girl who thinks she's spreading the gospel of fast food?
- •Thrown up on another person's feet in the shower.Dude was a really good sport about this.