1. Don't worry I have an uncle that is single too so you're not the only one.
    This was after the original shock and horror she expressed when I told her no, I don't have a novio (boyfriend).
  2. Finethanksandyou!
    In response to basically any question.
  3. Do you know Taylor Swift??? Because you both have yellow hair.
    All blondes know other blondes in her mind.
  4. Do you know Elsa from Frozen?
    Again, the blonde mafia.
  5. Que asco!!!! (How disgusting!)
    When I tell her to do anything she doesn't want to do, like another worksheet.
  6. I can color the orange purple if I want!?!?? Yes I CAN!!!!!
    Do you girl, do you!!!