WAYS I HAVE BEEN BROKEN UP WITH BEFORE
- •"What did you think, YOU and me were going to have a baby?"After he got his ex pregnant. You know in movies when everyone's still talking but the character can't hear anything and it's just extreme silence? First time I experienced that in real life.
- •"No, I genuinely don't know how your best friend's stuff got in my sock drawer."Don't worry about this cheater yall, he literally went to jail after we broke up. Karma ☝️
- •"You're an interesting girl."Famous last words.