WAYS I KNOW I'M SUPER STONED RIGHT NOW

  1. I was just watching a Keanu reeves movie dubbed in spanish for twenty minutes before I realized it was in Spanish and/or dubbed
  2. Can't decide if said Keanu movie is super meta or SUPER real
  3. I just ate an entire tub of guac and also a delicious jumbo carton of pear juice.
  4. I've just discovered my phone camera has a self timer option and am using it to pretend my overhead light is floating orb
  5. I played "flashcards" with the TV which is something I just made up where you just name everything on the TV as fast as you can
  6. I played "flashcards" bonus round in spanish.
  7. Music videos are still on TV and wow they are fun to watch!!
  8. I've started only commenting on fb posts in unexplained but vaguely related to the post kanye lyrics
  9. These music videos yall!! Think they are really on to something with this!
  10. TOM HANKS IS IN A CARLY RAE JEPSON MUSIC VIDEO IS THIS WHAT THE FUTURE WILL BE LIKE?!
  11. I've got a lot to say about these music videos but feel like they aren't meant to be understood, they're meant to be enjoyed!
  12. I've been having a serious text convo with a friend about how I genuinely support how enthusiastic Drake is about life the entire time I've been making this list.