WHAT IVE DONE IN WEST VIRGINIA
In less than 24 hrs. My family is from the hollllller yall.
- •Became a full time front porch dweller.I love rocking chairs so much.
- •Ate fried chicken in a pickup truck.Bonus points bc the passenger window is broken and my Mama said I was "sweatin like a whore in church."
- •Held multiple babies.
- •Attended two southern baptist services where the words "eternal damnation" were thrown around a lot.I'm way sure I'm going to hell.
- •Drank a lot of sweet tea.On the porch in my rocking chair.
- •Gave my dog a haircut on the front porch.If you're looking for me, I'm on that porch. There's no AC and it's the only place with a breeze plus you get free entertainment watching the logging trucks go by!
- •Went to a wedding where the bride was younger than me.I am 24.
- •Waved at my cousin when I saw him go by. He was sitting in the back of the pickup truck.
- •Ran into another cousin at wal-mart.