1. "You're a smart, savvy woman who could easily consider world domination for a next career move" -Charlie
  2. "Wow are you stupid" -CJ
  3. "Decisions are made by those who show up" -President Bartlet
  4. "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world" -President Bartlet
  5. "Can you walk faster please? I really don't like being outdoors for this long" -Toby
  6. "Okay, that didn't seem to be about anything that interests me" -Toby
  7. "There is literally no one in the world that I don't hate right now" -Toby
  8. "Any time you want to use punctuation that would be fine" -Toby
  9. "You know, I'm so sick of congress I could vomit" -Josh
  10. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery, Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?" -President Bartlet
  11. "If you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for red lights" -Donna
  12. "I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!" -Josh
  13. "In my house, anyone who used one word when they could have used ten just isn't trying hard" -President Bartlet
  14. "I have hatred in my heart" -Toby
  15. "This is what I do now, I'm a professional hostile witness" -Josh
  16. "Toby come quick! Sam's getting his ass kicked by a girl" -Josh