THE MOST RECENT PICTURES OF MY BFF I FIND WHEN TRYING TO FIND A BDAY GRAM

You know you've reached best friend status when all of your most recent pictures are weird selfies
  1. Saint Patrick's day duh
    Cheers to Irish Catholics
  2. Hungover mornings
    She occupies the extra space in my bed almost every Friday and Saturday
  3. Ya idk
  4. Who dresses up for parties anymore
    We wore our pajamas to a party and in Zitas term "just that obnoxious lesbian couple that thinks they're too cool for everyone else"
  5. Pjs and cookie dough
    The night pictured above ended with us stealing the kids cookie dough and offering drunk people on the bus a piece, especially if they told us a funny story