Funny Things Overheard at Work
...and other shit kids say
- •"when you see my sister tell her that her heart is full of darkness"
- •"I'm very impressive in swimming class"in response to "good job!"
- •"my mind is making me work too hard and too fast"when asked to count to 30
- •"backstroke is IRRITATING"he was just not in the mood
- •"are you in school or a mom"those are clearly the only two options
- •"miss Hannah what happened to your face"when i had a substitute who looked similar to me
- •"is rain gods sweat?"asked while coming up for a breath during a swim lesson-clearly the most important thing to be doing at the moment