RECURRING ISSUES I HAVE WITH MYSELF

  1. The amount I read the daily mail gossip column
  2. Being incapable of leaving an unanswered text
  3. The amount I look at Geordie shore on google news
  4. The fact that I still consider teen shows acceptable to watch even though I'm 27
  5. Deciding against films for no rhyme or reason
  6. My compulsion to buy sweaters
  7. I never make my bed
  8. Buying high brow books and still reading sweet valley high