Coming to a timeline near you. Thanks Bey.
  1. He better call Becky with the good hair.
    "No smile" selfies posted approximately 10 minutes after not receiving an anticipated text response. You've been warned.
  2. You ain't married to no average bitch, boy
    Ideally this will be posted by newlywed women under a pic of homemade lasagna on a square white plate. Their husband is tagged.
  3. I fucks with you, 'til I realize I'm just too much for you
    Under a fiercely posed mirror pic accompanied with a 😈
  4. Wave it in his face, tell him, boy, bye.
    Captioned under a group picture of no less than 4 girles. Alcoholic beverage in one hand while the opposite hand flicks the bird.
  5. Nothing real can be threatened.
    Couple collages! Particularly monthly anniversaries.