Drink when...
  1. Donald mentions how rich he is
  2. Ben Carson is so mellow you don't realize the crazy words coming out his mouth
  3. Hilary calls herself a progressive
  4. Someone asks Bernie a question about socialism
  5. Jeb Bush tries to act "high energy"
  6. Hilary mentions she's a woman
  7. Someone agrees with Bernie or says exactly what he said without saying how he said it first
  8. Lincoln Chafee looks like he's gonna cry