THINGS THAT YOU THINK WHEN YOUR WHEEL FALLS OFF YOUR CAR WHILE DRIVING

  1. Whoa. THAT sounded terrible.
  2. Well shit it's rush hour and there are a bazillion people behind me. Sorry, folks...
  3. (After getting out of car) There is a bad smell, yep, this can be nothing but bad.
  4. Yep, there it is. We have separation. Axle and wheel, splitsville.
  5. Who do I call first: husband or Wrecker?
  6. My fingers seem to have forgotten how to work the iPhone.
  7. Husband is duly alarmed. He better be cuz WE BOTH KNOW THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED ON THE INTERSTATE GOING LIKE 70 MPH WITH KIDDO IN CAR.
  8. Whoa, I mean whoa.
  9. How to find a wrecker?
  10. Really having trouble making this phone thingy work.
  11. Thank you for being "sorry" Siri but I NEED AN ANSWER HERE
  12. 2 hour wait for wrecker. I'm in good company with my wrecked car it seems.
  13. COULD HAVE SO EASILY BEEN ON HIGHWAY OMG OMG (x100000)
  14. I will lay into husband later. When the car started making strange noises two months ago did he want to take it to a mechanic? He did not. Oh he is in for it.
  15. Yeah, my fault too but hey, I lobbied for a mechanic check until I got sick of bugging him and gave up. I TRIED.
  16. Lucky to be alive lucky to be alive lucky to be alive etc.
  17. Well, so much for attending my friend's book release. And so much for Chipotle for din. And so much for getting the damn Christmas tree.
  18. Lucky to be alive.
  19. Oh the glass of wine I shall have upon getting home.
  20. Poor CRV. I still love you.
  21. Damn husband. I still love you too.
  22. Lucky, lucky, spooked as shit, lucky.