THINGS ABOUT MY DAD
- •He's too kind, never gets angry.
- •He's got strict routines for himself: always the same breakfast, always the same walking route, always sauna the same day of the week...
- •He's never been drunk in his life.
- •He's never had friends as far as I remember.
- •He's got a good sense of humour.
- •He says he believes in God but he never goes to church except when invited to someone's ceremony.
- •It can take a whole year from him to read a novel.
- •He's a workaholic, been since 1998 when he got a job after being unemployed for some years.
- •He never stays up over midnight.
- •He never sleeps over 9 am.
- •I think he would love to have a dog but my mum doesn't.
- •He's never cooked as far as I remember. He can only make boiled potatoes. If my mum's away overnight she cooks for him beforehand or he eats pizza.
- •He's very different from my husband.
- •I've never heard him use a swear-word.