BRETT'S BEST QUOTES: CHRISTMAS SHOPPING EDITION
Brett = husband = @bosterwyk
- •Upon seeing a bassinet at Pottery Barn"This is perfect because if we have a child and the Egyptians come, we can float him down the Nile!"
- •Upon seeing a giant stuffed Chewbacca with an oversized baby head"I can't even!" 😆
- •When The Trans Siberian Orchestra's Carol of the Bells starts playing"Whenever I hear this song, all I can think of is George Washington crossing the Delaware river."