Brett = husband = @bosterwyk
  1. Upon seeing a bassinet at Pottery Barn
    "This is perfect because if we have a child and the Egyptians come, we can float him down the Nile!"
  2. Upon seeing a giant stuffed Chewbacca with an oversized baby head
    "I can't even!" 😆
  3. When The Trans Siberian Orchestra's Carol of the Bells starts playing
    "Whenever I hear this song, all I can think of is George Washington crossing the Delaware river."