EMBARRASSING SELFIES THAT HAVE NEVER LIVED BEYOND MY CAMERA ROLL... UNTIL NOW

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    This one
    My hair was amazing
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    Feelin' my whole deal
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    Another 👌🏼 hair day
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    I had an allergic reaction that made my lips swell, and my husband was making fun of me.
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    A friend's rehearsal dinner
    So you can see that my hubby is actually cute.
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    Me with a doodle a friend did of me that made me look like a Disney Princess.
    Not posted at the time because I'm wearing glasses in the drawing but not on my face, and I felt that was inconsistent.
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    This one
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    This one with the same drawing
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    This one
    Thought my ombré highlights were just "meh"
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    Going for a Lorde look.
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    This one with a margarita.
    "Cheers"-ing my out-of-town husband at a friend's birthday party.
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    This one
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    When I was working with spray chalk, and I look like a twelve year old.
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    After my first (only) race.
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    This one with Hagrid.
    Trying to make him love me
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    When I played a rhino in a musical.
    This child was one of the stars.
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    On vacation, loving my beach hair.
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    This one
    When my bunny was sick and I literally thought he was going to die and just wanted ONE good picture with him. It didn't happen.
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    This one
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    This one, showing that I am a good (albeit dorky) citizen.