I AM A ____, AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR ____.

I ain't sorry
  1. Woman; taking up space
  2. Redhead; needing the shady spot at the patio table more than you do
  3. Wife; pouring myself a glass of wine while you make dinner
  4. Feminist; being pro-life
  5. Millennial; my work ethic
  6. Sister; being sappy with my brothers when all they do is resist
  7. Writer; run-on sentences
  8. Singer; harmonizing to every damn song on the radio
  9. Caucasian; dancing terribly but trying my darnedest. Also: belting any song from Dreamgirls.
  10. Extrovert; flaking out on your events occasionally
  11. College graduate; ignoring the phrase "needs minimum 3 years of experience" when applying for an entry-level job
  12. Married daughter; not being pregnant
  13. Christian; booing your antiquated gender roles
  14. Human; having emotions, eating what I want, stopping you to pet your dog, etc.