I've been married for almost 4 years, and this is what I have observed.
  1. Everyone asks you, "How's married life?" Always those same words. Always the same voice inflection.
  2. Basically all of your guy friends will stop liking your posts on social media.
  3. Your single friends will hang out without you and expect you to not be sad about it.
  4. Single-wanna-be-marrieds who didn't really talk to you before will look up to you and seek your advice just because you're married, as if you are really any different now as a person.
  5. You can pretty much expect that the little annoying things about your husband are things you will start to do yourself.