THINGS I GOT GROUNDED FOR GROWING UP

I was a goodie two-shoes homeschooled Church kid.
  1. Making my parents wait in the church parking lot for FIVE MINUTES while saying goodbye to my youth group friends
  2. When my piano teacher thought I was giving her sass because I kept playing the wrong note
  3. Playing in the church parking lot with my friends on a snow day and not calling my parents before I got a ride
  4. Smack talking my mom
  5. Reading library books all day instead of doing my school work
  6. Calling my little brother's friend stupid at his birthday party
  7. Thinking my parents didn't know anything about my life or life in general
  8. Thinking my mom sucked at teaching Algebra