THINGS I WAS AFRAID WOULD GET ME SEARCHED AND SEIZED AT THE AIRPORT AND THE EXCUSES I HAD PREPARED
- •My homemade powder deodorant, which basically looks like a pound of drugs"It's not drugs or explosives, it's deodorant. It smells like essential oils."
- •A keychain box cutter"Ok I know that looks bad, but it's shorter than 3 inches and I need it for work. Ha! That's what she said."
- •A pair of zip tie snips"Isn't it crazy that a year ago we practically couldn't even bring a pair of toe nail clippers on through here, but isn't America great? These are allowed, I'm sure these are allowed."
- •A pair of gloves"These are definitely allowed, but I understand that with all the other stuff they just make me look bad."