Things I think while watching endless children's shows
- •The man with the yellow hat is an irresponsible pet owner.And how is everybody okay with George ruining everything ever?
- •How did Oso become a special agent?That guy's a moron that needs a watch to tell him how to do basic steps. Are they just letting anyone be a special agent these days?
- •I could mouse-ka-doer.That joke comes out of my mouth every time.
- •I wonder how many children's shows end with everyone laughing.Now that I've pointed it out, you'll see how often it happens.
- •Is that Jim Cumming's voice?Seriously. That guy is my entire childhood, and he's still going strong.
- •Why do all the household items talk, but Blue can't?Steve can talk to a pepper shaker, but not his dog.
- •When are the man with the yellow hat and Dr. Wiseman going to hook up?Come on! She tolerates your monkey. Go for it, man!