DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRL AND A WOMAN
A subjective, less than comprehensive list. Observations from waiting in line for a bus, where generations meet and snarky thoughts cross roads.
- •The way a girl runs is super conscious of her bouncing tits, making everyone watching this uncomfortableWhereas a woman runs in rhyme with the bouncing tits, maintaining composure and her purpose to be running in the first place.
- •Honestly girl, your tits are fine. Stop worrying about them.
- •A woman says "Because I said so!" with convictionWhereas a girl says it with strings attached, 'is this really gonna work...?'
- •A woman scoffs at razor scootersBecause fuck razor scooters.
- •When shit hits the fan, a woman doesn't show her emotions to any old body.Every girl has broken down in public. Because boys are the worst little shits and hormones aren't regulated properly yet.
- •Parents' divorce cuts like a scalpel for a girl, whereas for a woman, it's a hurtful condition she can manage.
- •But you can do all these girl things and still be a woman.Because where does one begin and the other end? The term "girl" and "woman" is not even real anyways.
- •The point is, public transportation in Chicago is slow as hell.