HOW TO BE MIRANDA JULY

This woman. Fascinating. Her work, no matter how initially skeptical of it I am, warms my heart up.
  1. Wash your hands a lot
    She seems to have really clean delicate hands
  2. Keep your eyes wide open
  3. Don't do unnatural things to your hair
    Honestly your hair's fine
  4. Title your work in complete sentences
  5. Speak in complete sentences
  6. Ask for submissions
    The internet truly is an ocean
  7. Keep listenin' to NPR
  8. Look vaguely like Kristin Wiig
  9. Or Emily Blunt
  10. No need to get married hella early
  11. Get over the fear of being in front of the camera
  12. Just be yourself with good intentions