HOW U KNOW IF I HAVE A CRUSH ON U
If you are a girl
- •I would thank you for things a lotBecause in my head I'm thinking "thank you for being so pleasant to look at and to interact with" "you are so awesome"
- •I would remember an item of clothing you wore one timeAlthough my rule is not to compliment them verbally because, vanity. I just remember.
- •You know I already went through all of your profile pictureBecause I would leave bizarre comments like "You do your tulip thing, lady!"
- •All my sentences will end in two exclamation pointsBoth on text and speech
- •I would go out of my way to accept your invitation to hang out
- •If I ever sent you an email, the first few paragraphs will be a long description of how awesome I think you areProbably went thru various drafts to make it brief
- •I would introduce you to my selected cool friends
- •Sometimes I would just watch you
- •Sorry not sorryI love strong independent women