SHIT THAT TURNS ME OFF ENTIRELY
By entirely I mean entirely, like my vagina drops and sizzles. ugh
- •WHEN MY FREEZER IS OLD AND TURNS MY ICECREAM INTO LIQUID MARSHMALLOWThis even affects my appetite
- •WHEN I GET CHECKED OUT FROM HEAD TO TOEThe kind where you see the eyes slowly tilt up and down with a nod or a disgusting "mmmm"
- •"Aww, you're so cute."What is cute about a 23 year old woman??
- •When I manage to cook meat in the microwave when I was only trying to defrost itThe reality that I don't even know how to microwave for shit..