THAT'S TOO EXCESSIVE!
Things I'd call excessive
- •Chicago windLike what are you trying to prove Chicago wind?? I get it, your dick is bigger than mine!
- •Chicago police🖐
- •When u own UGGs (ew) and you own many of them in different colors
- •The variety of names Victoria's Secret has for bra type and size"Angel Fuzziness Hop DD" and "Ferocious Feather Chic AD" and shit
- •Viable and accessible land in America that are currently parking lots
- •When people make possums their pets
- •The word "Bromedy"
- •The word "Bromance"
- •Random casting of white Bristish actors/actresses in TV showsJk i love your accents or whatever but we don't need you unless you're Sherlock
- •The word "udder"Why
- •The amount of !!!! and emojis I use to prove my emotional engagement when texting
- •Connecting your instagram to Facebook and then putting 27 hashtags over a one-word caption like a crazy personUnfriending u because see ya later on Instagram
- •When Spanish people pronounce their "c" and "z" "th"Jk it's hot.
- •That "too" next to "excessive" in the title