WEIRD SENSE OF RELIEF

  1. That guy who killed 200 people on a documentary on HBO
    He only killed men who were assholes to him, never women.
  2. Holding a trash in my hand, not knowing where to put it, and the wind blows it away
    Bye...
  3. I'm on the train jamming hard to the music from the headphones in rigid sitting position and someone nearby sings/raps blindly outloud
    Yas you go weirdo
  4. Friend paid for the drunk cab ride but he/she blacked out
    So...
  5. Get introduced to a friend of a friend who I find really hot. Turns out he has a girlfriend.
    Find out via Facebook stalking that she is not that cute. This one's bad, I know.