Screenshots of Tinder profiles I swiped left on

  1. James, 28
    But he's actually in his mid 30's
  2. Luke, 29
    Orange or blue?
  3. Taylor, 24
    He probably throws down phrases like "what about men's rights"
  4. Peter, 21
    I went to elementary school with this kid and he sucked the marrow out of chicken legs during lunch
  5. Brownie, 27
    Let's be real, bitches do love brownies I swiped right