1. James, 28
    Static
    But he's actually in his mid 30's
  2. Luke, 29
    Static
    Orange or blue?
  3. Taylor, 24
    Static
    He probably throws down phrases like "what about men's rights"
  4. Peter, 21
    Static
    I went to elementary school with this kid and he sucked the marrow out of chicken legs during lunch
  5. Brownie, 27
    Static
    Let's be real, bitches do love brownies I swiped right