Screenshots of Tinder profiles I swiped left on
- •James, 28But he's actually in his mid 30's
- •Luke, 29Orange or blue?
- •Taylor, 24He probably throws down phrases like "what about men's rights"
- •Peter, 21I went to elementary school with this kid and he sucked the marrow out of chicken legs during lunch
- •Brownie, 27Let's be real, bitches do love brownies I swiped right