REAL THINGS MY PILLED OUT DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR HAS SAID TO/AROUND ME

She's approximately 55 and usually drooling.
  1. Hey there...stud muffin.
  2. Hallelujah!
  3. So do you go to school? Oh that explains why you always have a backpack.
  4. IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST AMEN!!!
  5. There goes the happy couple.
  6. *drool, unresponsive.
  7. RILEY GET YOUR FUN NOODLE! GET YOUR FUN NOODLE! THE FUN NOODLE! I SAID... I SAID GET YOUR FUN... Do you want your fun noodle?
  8. Do you guys go to church?
  9. Yhhhea...
  10. He's cute...