REAL THINGS MY PILLED OUT DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR HAS SAID TO/AROUND ME
She's approximately 55 and usually drooling.
- •Hey there...stud muffin.
- •So do you go to school? Oh that explains why you always have a backpack.
- •IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST AMEN!!!
- •There goes the happy couple.
- •*drool, unresponsive.
- •RILEY GET YOUR FUN NOODLE! GET YOUR FUN NOODLE! THE FUN NOODLE! I SAID... I SAID GET YOUR FUN... Do you want your fun noodle?
- •Do you guys go to church?
- •He's cute...