THINGS I AM NOT PROUD OF

But love to admit
  1. Once I ate an entire box of cookies to avoid putting it away in the pantry
    From the days when I loved chewy chips ahoy!
  2. I once had two hamsters and one was a psychopath who murdered the other
    I'm not so sure what happened to him but I'm fairly certain we released him into the wild after that
  3. Britney Spears taught me the word "prerogative"