THINGS I AM NOT PROUD OF
But love to admit
- •Once I ate an entire box of cookies to avoid putting it away in the pantryFrom the days when I loved chewy chips ahoy!
- •I once had two hamsters and one was a psychopath who murdered the otherI'm not so sure what happened to him but I'm fairly certain we released him into the wild after that
- •Britney Spears taught me the word "prerogative"