The Best Emojis in the New Update

  1. 🤑
    Everyone loves a money tongue and money eyes.
  2. 🤓
    The dork emoji. Dork actually means whale penis.
  3. 🤕
    Because how many times have you hurt your head and wrapped a bandage around it and been like, "Damn, I really wish this was an emoji."
  4. 🖕🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
    Desensitizing youth, let's come up with a new middle finger.
  5. 🤘
    "It's gonna be mental...it's going to be mental."-Michael Scott
  6. 👁
    I've always wanted just one eye.
  7. This will come in handy for group school projects, when you volunteer to be the scribe.
  8. ☄☄☄
    Can we pretend that ✈️ in the 🌌 are like....
  9. 🌶's
    I want my baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back, 🌶's, baby back ribs.....barbecue sauce.
  10. 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
    Nuff said.
  11. 🌮🌯
    These have been long overdue.
  12. 🍾🍾🍾
    Poppin' bottles, great timing that this came out the day the Mets won the NLCS. #yagottabelieve
  13. 🏉🏸🏏
    Sports that aren't American.
  14. 🛳
    Great for the Jews who love their cruises.
  15. 📟
    Hey just hit me up on my beeper...
  16. 🛰
    For the .000001% of astronauts that live in space.
  17. 🛡🛡🛡
    For the lovers of LARP...
  18. The 21st century way to let someone know you have died.