my favorite menu items made from endangered animals

i 💯 used WWF's list, thanks guys!
  1. cajun spiced penguin thinly sliced over mixed greens.
  2. brown bear burger with garlic aioli on a sourdough bun
  3. tuna? really? fucking tuna is endangered? oh no, your grandma and her cat will have to just share the friskies again.
  4. rhino horn with bone marrow paired with whale shark eggs
  5. panko crusted red panda with brown rice and chives
  6. boiled hippopotamus soup with mixed vegetables and potatoes