Six Twitter Drafts
And why I never posted them.
- •Dance like everybody's watching and they knew you in high school and they hate you and they're right to.| 12/02/14 | Reason: Uncharming. |
- •They best thing about people is they get weirder the longer you know them.| 08/23/14 | Reason: Off brand. |
- •Let them eat kale.| 11/22/14 | Reason: Probably already a thing. |
- •4000 channels and nothing on fleek.| 02/02/15 | Reason: Too good. |
- •Trying to work hard on being content with how frustrated I am with being so happy when I'm depressed.| 06/13/15 | Reason: Too sad and too confusing. |
- •I hope the weird dude I have a crush on in the Scream TV show is the killer. 😍| 07/07/15 | Reason: Too many Scream tweets. |