Six Twitter Drafts

And why I never posted them.
  1. Dance like everybody's watching and they knew you in high school and they hate you and they're right to.
    | 12/02/14 | Reason: Uncharming. |
  2. They best thing about people is they get weirder the longer you know them.
    | 08/23/14 | Reason: Off brand. |
  3. Let them eat kale.
    | 11/22/14 | Reason: Probably already a thing. |
  4. 4000 channels and nothing on fleek.
    | 02/02/15 | Reason: Too good. |
  5. Trying to work hard on being content with how frustrated I am with being so happy when I'm depressed.
    | 06/13/15 | Reason: Too sad and too confusing. |
  6. I hope the weird dude I have a crush on in the Scream TV show is the killer. 😍
    | 07/07/15 | Reason: Too many Scream tweets. |