1. The Internet
  2. Friendships
  3. Everyone's interest in my podcast
  4. Dinner
  5. A PS4's capacity to change my life
  6. Eventually winning over cats
  7. Clothes making the man
  8. Sufjan Stevens
  9. My ability to change someone's mind by speaking long enough
  10. This UCB class I'm taking
  11. People thinking I'm charming
  12. People thinking I'm handsome
  13. Re-returning
  14. People thinking I'm wise
  15. A specific pair of underpants that realistically can't be magical
  16. New people
  17. Dudes with no "interested in" on Facebook