CORPORATE SPONSORSHIPS I'D BE TOTALLY DOWN FOR

If any of these brands are reading to hit me up.
  1. Tabasco
    There's a whole family of Tabasco products I only discovered when in Louisiana. Need these to come across the pond.
  2. Those rucksacks with the fox on them
    Nice little fox that.
  3. Amtrak
    Wanna do one of them writing residency things where you just take the long train rides.
  4. Eggs
    Probably be easier if I just bought chickens but don't have a garden so yeah eggs.