FRUITS AND WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH THEM

  1. Apples - Make a pie
  2. Bananas - make pancakes
  3. Oranges - juice the shit outta it
  4. Grapes - make wine
  5. Strawberries - make jam
  6. Blueberries - make muffins
  7. Pears - distil their delicious essence into a pear drop
  8. Lemons - squeeze over like 80% of dinners to make them taste better
  9. Limes - put it in your frosty bottle of beer
    "hey citrus hey liquor I love it when you come together"
  10. Peaches - bake the fuckers
  11. Plums - some kinda chutney
  12. Apricots - dry them for delicious chewy goodness