FUNNIEST TIMES MY MOTHER HAS SWORN
- •When she said 'cunt' because she couldn't remember what the phonetic alphabet for C was
- •When she found out a student had plagiarised and said out loud 'does he think I'm a fucking mug?!'
- •When she told my brother to 'fuck off' (this has now happened a few times)
- •When she routinely says 'bastard' after cutting herself or something
- •When she justified her desire for a McFlurry by saying "sometimes I like that shit"