FUNNIEST TIMES MY MOTHER HAS SWORN

  1. When she said 'cunt' because she couldn't remember what the phonetic alphabet for C was
  2. When she found out a student had plagiarised and said out loud 'does he think I'm a fucking mug?!'
  3. When she told my brother to 'fuck off' (this has now happened a few times)
  4. When she routinely says 'bastard' after cutting herself or something
  5. When she justified her desire for a McFlurry by saying "sometimes I like that shit"