GOOGLE IMAGE RESULTS OF MY NAME AND WHAT I THINK OF THEM
My name is Harry Harris hi.
- •Looks decorated. Looks like he's seen shit. His smile says 'consummate pro' but his eyes say 'don't send me back there for the love of God'.
- •Lead singer in a tribute band. Not sure which one but they definitely play a lot of social clubs in London satellite towns.
- •Not a good enough footballer to warrant that haircut.
- •This fucker again.
- •Either a magician or the dead bartender at the Overlook Hotel. In either case, knows a guy who knows a guy who can have you rubbed out, yeah?
- •Determined to go into the sport of bare knuckle fighting despite clearly not being built for it. Destined to be killed in the ring.
- •What happened to you man?
- •Men's Rights Activist. 100%
- •Bruiser. Hard working defensive mid who leaves it in after he's tackled. Afraid of foreign imports. Smokes 4 cigarillos at half time.
- •Was an innocent bystander at a crime scene, got interviewed on the news about it, now tells everyone he was on TV once.
- •*hello darkness my old friend*
- •Unsung composer. Claims Billy Joel ripped off every good song he ever wrote. Working on a concept album about his own life, assures everyone that concept albums are his idea. Refuses to watch Hamilton and thinks Lin Manuel Miranda is a 'hack'
- •Whoever this guy is, I don't like him.