HILARIOUS UK TRAIN STATION NAMES

I'm waiting for my train home and reading the boards and damn we're ridiculous. These are all legit.
  1. Boxhill & Whimble
    This is some children's book shit
  2. Wivelsfield
    Sounds like the sound of a crying infant.
  3. Gipsy Hill
    Feel like this may once have been a racial slur but we're fine with it now? Sounds #problematic
  4. Goring By Sea
    If you were gonna get gored anywhere I guess it'd be nice to be beside the coast.
  5. Riddlesdown
    Sounds like a place where three billy goats live under a bridge.
  6. Littlehaven
    Aw, nice.
  7. Cheam
    Just a random assortment of letters by this point.
  8. Plumpton
    Lose some fucking weight Plumpton.