MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

Inspired by @evak and a few others I've seen do the same. Maybe @emilyannlosey ?
  1. Have you got a minute to talk about our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
  2. Actually it's about ethics in games journalism
  3. Rosebud...
    In my dying breath.
  4. Rest in peace, Bill Clinton
    Don't think I'd get invited to the funeral
  5. Yes I agree, Cats by Andrew Lloyd Webber is the defining artwork of the 20th century
    Cats is dogshit.