THE PEOPLE IN THE BARBERS RIGHT NOW, RANKED
Me and 5 other guys currently waiting. Removing myself from the ranking.
- •Old PostmanHe has hardly any hair. He'll be in and out in 10. I think he's mostly here for the chat.
- •Regular BlokeYou know those men who just look like men? Nothing particularly interesting. Just like...a bloke. Identikit bloke. He'll be done quickly.
- •Regular Bloke 2.0Same as the other dude but blonde / brown hair. Looks to be tweeting.
- •Vile Teen with Baseball CapWhy don't you pull the cap down he whole way? I don't understand caps.
- •Bloke in Adventure Time Christmas Jumper and Pug Printed Bobble HatHe just asked if he could take an iPhone video of the barbers for a short film he's working on. Death to the west.