THE WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT TIGGER, INTERROGATED

Let's see how wonderful this guy really is
  1. "Tiggers are wonderful things!"
    Well, OK, good start. Needs evidence.
  2. "Their tops are made of rubber!"
    Wait what? Rubber plushy toy? For kids?
  3. "Their bottoms are made of spring!"
    So he's got a rubber top and a slinky for a bottom?
  4. "They're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy balls of fun!"
    Bouncy balls *are* fun, but this is not a bouncy ball. Springs don't bounce, and they're prone to tangling.
  5. "I'm the only one!"
    A rubber topped metal spring designed like a tiger but spelt wrong? Yeah not surprised this didn't fly off the production line.