THE WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT TIGGER, INTERROGATED
Let's see how wonderful this guy really is
- •"Tiggers are wonderful things!"Well, OK, good start. Needs evidence.
- •"Their tops are made of rubber!"Wait what? Rubber plushy toy? For kids?
- •"Their bottoms are made of spring!"So he's got a rubber top and a slinky for a bottom?
- •"They're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy balls of fun!"Bouncy balls *are* fun, but this is not a bouncy ball. Springs don't bounce, and they're prone to tangling.
- •"I'm the only one!"A rubber topped metal spring designed like a tiger but spelt wrong? Yeah not surprised this didn't fly off the production line.