THE WORST THINGS I'VE PUT IN MY MOUTH

Lot of regrets in this list
  1. Papa Johns Garlic Sauce
    Have you tried this shit? This shit is abysmal. Worst pizza experience of my life.
  2. Fish and Chips Crisps
    When Walkers were doing their 'do us a flavour!' Thing with all the limited edition crisps, this was one. Tasted like fish flakes. Ill advised.
  3. Kale crisps
    Had one, mouth was a war zone for hours.
  4. Dead bat
    Don't ask.
  5. Meat stick?
    It was like string cheese, but a meat version. Like, you peeled off the meat? I've never seen them outside of this one Swansea Tesco and I hope I never see them again.