THOUGHTS ON THE GUY AT WORK WHO ONLY WEARS FLIP FLOPS

Mostly just derivations of 'why?'
  1. Do you wear regular shoes to work and then change?
  2. In the summer is it flip flops all day long?
  3. This is legitimately a health hazard in the kitchen
  4. No but why are you wearing flip flops though?
  5. Can you tie laces?
  6. Are you allergic to Velcro?
  7. Can you be allergic to Velcro?
  8. Do you eschew ideas of seasonality across the board? Turkey dinner in summer? Pumpkin carving for valentines?
  9. Why go half way? Why not wear full slippers?